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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:41
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Loons and Moons
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is your favourite colour and why?
Still no good
Then came..
So they tried
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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